Sometimes I wish that this blog was completely anonymous so that I could share my secrets with you, because they’re good secrets as secrets go.

This particular secret is a complicated one. A bit sweet, a bit mischievous (insert eyebrow wiggle) & maybe a little funny depending on where you stand.

Alas, I’ve been told if you are to keep a secret and desire to have it stay so – you’re not allowed to tell a soul & so that is probably as much as I can say about that thing that happened on the 4th of July.

I hope that this post isn’t as horrible as one of those awful Facebook status updates that make you roll your eyes – although it’s certainly pretty damn close.