IDK My BFF Jill Part IV

I don't know what my life was like before text messages y'all. For serious. Here is just a smattering of the text gold on my phone:

– Pooping :) Just wiped. Bout to pull up my pants. Ha ha

– I wish you were here so SO SO SO badness

– She can be Red Fox. Hahaha

– I'm not being a jerk, I'm just being real (OBVIOUSLY we know who sent that)

– I'm stuck here I can't even wipe my ass cause I can't see shit

WTF I need HELP I'm on the damn toilet my leg's getting numb I need you to turn it on please (it being the lights)

– The lights just went out on me can you help me I'm on the toilet

– Are you still up?I need bed but I am watching L&O: CI. HELP!

Part II

Part III