Dear

Dear Retailers – please be advised that it is going to take more than 20% or free GROUND shipping if I spend $500 in order to get me to buy your stuff. Say it with me ? RECESSION.

Dear Unnamed Friend(s) – I'm a little sad/hurt you didn't show up to my birthday party and then didn't call me to say you weren't coming. That's weak.

Dear Unnamed Friend – You'e right, I kind of don't believe you.

Dear Aaron – You are so amazing and cute, I can't wait to have drinks with you.

Dear J – Thank you for the Saturday a.m. phone call, it was needed and appreciated.

Dear Money – Where do you go so quickly?