Congratulations

Congratulations

Listen, one of the things you should not do whilst drinking is try to follow the directions on one of those photo booth curtain things. Because while impaired, you will end up with a sheet of photos that look like a low grade ultrasound.

Also, to the person at The Rock And Roll Hotel who accidentally or on purpose walked away with my brand new winter coat – I HATE YOU! I loved that coat as much as anyone should love a coat and I sincerely hope that at least if it wasn't a mistake, that it's keeping someone warm.

Congratulations to me, I got coatjacked!

In non-coatjacking news. Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people in this whole wide world. I love you lots and lots and lots and even though we are 2,818 miles apart (I checked) – I am thinking about you and hoping this is your best birthday yet!

a year ago