In Which I Extole The Virtues Of Trail Mix

I'm trying decide if I should take a nap, read a book or finish eating from my bag of Trader Joe's Nutty American Trek Mix. It should be noted that trail mix does not need peanuts. Peanuts are filler and they are stupid.

Being that I am a connisseur of trail mixes, I think my opinion is the right (read: only) one. Perfect trail mix is cashews, almonds, raisins and semi-sweet chocolate. Guaranteed to give you an energy boost and a sugar high.

You are welcome.